What is "preemptive karma"? Well first you have to know what karma is. The Coles Notes version of it is, the idea that if you do something bad, something bad will happen back at you, possibly the same thing for something good. Oddly enough many people experience that when they do something good, something bad happens to them. A way to counter that is with preemptive karma. The idea that if something bad happens to you, its because of something you will do, and hence afterwards the aforementioned will not have bad karma, because would have already happened. Heck you don't have to do anything good, if something bad happened to you unexpectedly and you didn't deserve it, you can DOUBLE JEOPARDY it. Confused? Let's simplify it. Suppose ... you're just sitting around picking at your balls, and the police come and arrest you for killing someone who isn't dead. After you serve your time, you can walk up to him in a public area and execute his punk ass, and not serve a term in jail. Its true I saw it in a movie with Ashley Judd. Sexy, you should watch it.
Word to your mother. OUT.
